Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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