And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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