Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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