i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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