Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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