My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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