Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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