IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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