My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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