Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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