If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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