My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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