is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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