this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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