operation harelip BJ is a go
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
