girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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