ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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