The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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