is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Pants are for mortals
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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