i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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