Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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