Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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