i was born a porn star she said
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So apparently I’m into choking now
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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