I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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