I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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