dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
