i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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