You work out of a Hotel?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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