Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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