I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
