S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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