i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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