Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
she told me i tasted like america
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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