nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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