When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
And then the night went full on bisexual.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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