I don't think brook has ever known best
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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