Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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