so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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