i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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