So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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