I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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