This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
