hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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