I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
North Korea, Best Korea!
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Randomize
