I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
