My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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