I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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