It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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