No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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