Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
should my penis look like a turkey
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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