escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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