Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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